Zachisms 19

In the car the other day he got the hiccups and told me, "don't touch me, mom" I asked him why and he said, "cause I like you". I asked what would happen to me if I touched him and he said, "you will get the hiccups!"

Zach has wanted Lexi to sleep in his bed with him lately. She will crawl in with him for about 2 minutes and then leave saying she will be right back. Well, after about 3 nights of her saying that and never returning Zach thought he needed to tell her what 'right back' really meant. As she was crawling out of bed saying, "I'll be right back" Zach says, "Lexi when you say I'll be right back it means you go somewhere and then come back!"